I know what you are thinking and that is why you are pissed off

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"If u think so then.bye"

Excuse me Mr. Kelvin, if you are not thinking of sex, why is that all the things you are asking are sexually related? Yet, you are angry with me for commenting that you are only seeking a sexual relationship.

You asked me if I liked to be hugged and kissed. You talked about licking the neck and ears. You talked about having regular sex and making love. You don't need a girlfriend to satisfy you in all these. You can simply get an escort!

Never once you ask about my life, about my interests, about my dreams, about my family.

So be it, bye. Because anyway, you don't really show you really care about my life at all.

Selfie of Mr. Kelvin

Mr. Kelvin was asking about whether I had good figure and was romantic (a man's euphemism for asking for intimacy) 

Mr. Kelvin offered to guide about how to make love

Mr. Kelvin simplistically thought that relationship was only about passion and love.

Mr. Kelvin went straight to the point and talked about hugging, kissing and making love!

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